The REALLY RUDE Real Housewives of New York

Well another season has come to an end with my Ho Ho's of the Chi Chi Paw, and all I can think is that Andy Cohen said it Best " SHUT UP! JUST SHUT the F@#K UP!" Seriously, these ladies have become the most ill behaved women it has been my displeasure to watch this season. I find it hysterical that Countess Luann wrote and etiquette book. She is clearly unable to behave herself so who is she to give direction to others.  But let me give you some back ground. My grandfather was an Air force Attache. My grandmother was taught my the US government how to behave properly in all European countries and how to be a proper hostess with out causing an international incident. So my mother was a stickler on manners. Watching these women who are supposed to be "society ladies", is like watching a train wreck.

Let's start with the season opener. The women are attending a wedding. Emily Post says " Be on your best behavior." I could be wrong but I suspect that means don't call another guest a "F***ing B*@CH" Jill. I also think that who the bride invites to her wedding is really none of anyone else's business. If you go to the wedding and there are people there you do not like AVOID them. If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all. Ramona was no better getting into it with another guest over a dead mans clothing. REALLY?! I am guessing the dead guy doesn't care who wears his stuff now... cause he's DEAD!

Then we introduce a new cast member Cindy. Cindy cleans coochies for a living. Well, she calls it a spa but really they just remove hair from peoples YA YA's for big $$$. Cindy is selfish from the word go. Everything she says and does is about her and how blessed you are to have her invite you. And GOD forbid someone say that they don't want to go to her party. Sonya was on a shit list with Cindy for the whole season due to her saying she didn't want to attend Cindy's party for her kids. All in all cleaning coochie is a perfect job for Cindy, because she is kinda like a vagina, you know she is there but no one wants to see her.

You would think after last year's disastrous trip to "Scary Island" that no one would want to travel with Kellie ever again. But you would be wrong. And actually, compared to last year, Kelly behaved somewhat normal. But my biggest problem in Morocco?  The Countess. If you want to be a host you be a host. The most egregious blunder that the Countess made was the dinner party. Emily Post gives 6 steps to being a good host. Number one is Invite Clearly. It seemed as if all of the blond's were left in the dark regarding the time that dinner was to start. In Morocco they had plenty of servants. When three people were missing from the table at dinner time why was no servant dispatched to inquire of the missing women whether or not they would be attending the dinner that was starting right then? That would have satisfied Emily Posts rule number 5 Be Flexible and Gracious. Or even Rule number 4 Keep Your Guests Feeling Welcome.  And then there was the trip to CRAZY town in which Kelly is telling Alex to Close her eyes then open them interrupting Alex and what she is trying to tell Kelly.

But in the end all the shouting and interrupting and talking over each other made me want to Scream "SHUT UP!" So when Andy did, I was delighted. I think that was the highlight of the season.  I wanted to like the Ho Ho's of New York, but really with Bethenny Frankel gone I was really not so engaged any more. So it is "So Long to the REALLY RUDE Ho Ho's of the Chi Chi Paw", on to New Jersey!
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