Don't Mess with ME! I'm a MOM!

Today I am Mommy BADA$$. I am going to share with the world what every mom already knows. Don't mess with the MOMMY! I have had a tough week of dealing with people who think that because I am a mom  and I have learned to hold my temper that I am a push over. In fact I have seen this with some of my mommy blogger friends. My buddy @crazykids6 got in a twitter fight this week and it was very apparent that the people attacking her didn't realize that she was part of the LARGEST gang out there the Mommy Gang. We are a bunch of scary mothers too.



You try throwing down with a mom and she is gonna bring you down. Because we have been vomited on, cleaned up poop and wiped snotty noses to the point that NOTHING scares us.  You think you're "gangsta" ? You don't know gangsta! Most of us spend our days outnumbered by the enemy. Multi tasking? That is for sissy's  try mulit MILLION tasking. The Geneva Convention has rules against POWs "suffering" in conditions that most moms take for granted. It's cold outside so we tell the kids bring your jacket. They forget said jacket and guess who goes without when the kidlett gets cold...mommy that's who. Kid is still hungry after they have eaten their meal guess who gives up their meal for the kid? Mommy.  Cold, hunger, sleeplessness, and days without showering...average day for a mom of kids under 5.  We are tough mothers.

And if that doesn't scare you, we will put the most powerful curse on you that mommies have. " I hope your kids grow up to be JUST like you." When you do not have kids or when your kids are young you do not know how bad this curse is but think back to you at 16, 18, 21. Now imagine that sweet little baby you are holding in your arms saying to you the things you said to your parents. Not pretty is it.And don't think you can go all Dad blog on me.

So next time you pick on someone who is a mom, watch out! She just might wash your mouth out with soap.


Comments

  1. This is what was going through my mind as I read this Pulitzer Prize winning post: The mom, the mom, the mom is on fire. We don't need no water let the mutha f*___ burn. Burn mutha f*___ burn. That's right, being a mom isn't for the faint of heart. So true. You go girl!!! I feel empowered too!

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  2. I needed this post! Thank you so much! I am a mom of 8 with 3 5 and under, and it's so awesome to feel part of a community of like-minded, like-hearted people who just get it!

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  3. @Mommy Talks, EIGHT? Yikes! For me, the store is soooooooooo closed. :oD

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  4. My store is closed but the inventory remains.

    I am so happy I could empower my sisters.

    Don't MESS with TEXAS? Don't MESS with the MOMMY! lol

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  5. Mommy Talks- 8?! YIKES. You so gangsta!

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  6. That was the craziest twitter battle I'd ever been a part of! And I bow to you for having my back and telling that B list actor and Mr. Matt what losers they are compared to MOMS!

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  7. Sharon you are and always will be my hero! And you are in the ARMY now girl. Of course we have your back!

    Mommy's Juice- welcome and I am glad you like it.:)

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  8. Michelle... wow! WOW!! I've been so busy that I haven't been staying on top of things as I should with all my blogging sisters... and from the comments I read on your post... they messed with Sharon? of all people? WTH!! You're kidding me... LET ME AT THEM!!! :) So glad to see that you were there for her in more ways than one! Just know you can count me in your "Army of Moms"! One thing for sure... is we have developed a sisterhood of sorts on vB and I hold every one of you close to my heart (and blog)... Grace, peace and blessings, Carla

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  9. Carla- having read your blog you to were in need of the ARMY! You have the grace to hold your tongue when some of us lesser mortals ( ME) go all menopausal on the jerks. LOL VB is absolutely the SISTERHOOD. You are in the ARMY babe call us when you need people at your back.

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  10. And really they were FOOLS to attack Sharon. She shamed this with her wit.

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  11. Thanks for this laugh at my life today. It is amazing the things we do and never really even give a second thought too. Plus I just love Sharon and so glad you had her back!!!

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  12. My mom did that...'I hope your kids are just like you.' And it works... -_- :)

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  13. My mom cursed me but somehow the wires got crossed. I got my sister's kid (she was the good one) & she seems to have gotten mine. Poor woman.

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  14. Shannon-Thanks for stopping by. I am glad I made you laugh.
    Rosey-My mom cursed me too. And she delights in telling stories on me too that make my kids see me in a whole new unflattering light.
    Jennifer- You sister must be REALLY mad at you now. I bet she said "why can't you be more like your sister" one too many times and it messed up her curse.

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