The Return of Tahoe The Time Share Dog

Well my time share dog is here for the summer. I have to say I love this sweet golden Lab. He is the most relaxed mellow dog in the universe...until you get him on the freeway. You take the dog on the freeway at your own risk. Once the car reaches 55 mph he begins to whine. He will whine non stop until you drug him or he passes out from the strain. Hence why I have him  for the summer. My newly retired Aunt and Uncle are traveling the United States in my uncles truck camper. I like to refer to it as The Mother Ship.



They plan to visit family and friends across the United States and return in the fall for the dog. If they do not kill each other. Have  you seen the "Long Long Trailer"? It is Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. They buy a trailer to "see the world" and havoc ensues. Well this makes the Long Long trailer look like the Trump Towers. It has a kitchen, refrigerator, toilet and bed...but it is TINY. I wold venture to say that there is room in that thing for one of Snow Whites Dwarfs but not two. And certainly not two tall people, which my Aunt and Uncle are. I have been trying to encourage my Aunt to do a video Blog of their "adventures". Something along the lines of the "Blair Witch Project" meets Star Treks Captains Log.

I have a clear visual of it now. My Aunt looking int the camera of her Apple  lap top with a flash light under her chin describing the horrors....I mean adventures of her day.

Day One: The Adventure Begins. Opening scene is my Uncle trying to wrestle the tranquilizers down the dogs throat to get him to stop whining. they have been on the road 15 minutes. They have 5 hours and 10 minutes to go.

Next scene: My Aunt trying to carry said dog, now drugged out of the camper so he can go potty. Said dog is now 95 lbs of dead weight. 4 hours left to go.

Scene 3 The GPS: My Aunts face again. "the GPS has now sent us in circles for two hours we are calling for help. Time left: 2 Hours....Time in 5 hours.

Final Scene: The Arrival. My uncle pulls the Mother Ship into my driveway, the Dog my aunt and my Uncle all get out and kiss the concrete. I suggest google maps for the remainder of the trip. The Dog is staying with me. No one wants him on this trip. Including him.