I am a Naked Pervert...

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According to hittale.com people most often find this blog by searching for pervert moms or naked moms. Yep that is right pervert moms. I guess pervert dads are looking to hook up. well they must be sorely disappointed because I am a pervert magnet NOT a pervert mom. In fact I think that the search results prove it. Perverts go looking for moms and they find me and assume I am a pervert mom. Or mabe it is just that I wrote a post called " Your Mama is a Pervert Magnet" if you haven't been reading this blog that long you can find it here.


As for the Naked Moms thing... I have not got a CLUE how that turned up. I have no nude pictures on my blog,  I had a post called Naked Safety a few weeks ago. ( You can read that here) But that was all about how NOT to be caught naked. So Naked Moms just does not make any sense what so ever. Oh and I can't forget people also find the Real Army of Moms by searching for sex shop handcuffs. No I did not write a post about sex shops OR handcuffs but I guess the post " So Then There Was the Time I Got Arrested" had a picture of pink fuzzy hand cuff and I now am attracting men who are looking for Naked Pervert Moms who have sex shop handcuffs. How did I manage to take such a wrong turn in my life? I thought I was writting a mommy blog but I guess subliminally I am attracting Naked Perverts to my site instead. Not that YOU  are a pervert or Naked, just all those OTHER people reading my blog. So just for clarificaiton The Real Army of Moms is neither NAKED nor a PERVERT. We just seem to attract them

Comments

  1. UnknownNovember 14, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    I'm afraid to comment here for fear that I too will be lumped into your strange demographic, but here goes, thank you for a great laugh!!! Evidently, just so you know, having the word "Possessed" in your title will bring some interesting hits as well!!! Thanks again for a great laugh!

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  2. Bob ButterBottomNovember 15, 2011 at 5:19 AM

    Naked moms Naked Moms Naked Moms Naked Moms - now you will have Klout in Naked Moms - hee hee

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  3. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    Kathy, maybe I can become a Possessed Naked Pervert. Something to shoot for.LOL
    Richard- Now if only you had said Bacon AND Naked I could have been influential in Naked Bacon on Klout. Again a high moral attribute to shoot for.
    Glad you all liked my little story.

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  4. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 8:48 AM

    Bob, You are so funny! We can +K her now!! I wonder what they categorize me in? Have fun with your new followers!

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  5. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 9:05 AM

    OMG! Admit it...you just like to say the word naked!!!

    LOL
    Sharon

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  6. AnonymousNovember 19, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    LMAO!! Naked moms! I'm gonna have to figure out how people find me hehehe.

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